MAKE TOXIC REVEAL DA TRUTH

I'm the king of the swingers! Oh, the jungle VIP. But I've run out of stuff to jerk off to and had to stop and that's what's bothering me! I wanna jack off to toxic, but I don't wanna be gay. I must know first before my sex thirst makes me jack off to some guy!

I'm Oscar, the grouchiest in all of Sesame Street. After looking for enough slime to fill a dumpster, I've decided that my life must be devoted to the truth about Toxic. It's the only thing that I live for. PLEASE TOXIC, DO IT FOR ME!!

i teach music but who teaches toxic's gender? only him

So all this time Toxic was apparently a girl, and he EXPECTS ME TO BELIEVE IT? What are you, nuts?! What a bunch of malarkey! If he wants to prove it to me, give us the TRUTH! 

Succ this cock nigga

I didn't give up physical form to not know toxic's true gender!

I didn't exist to not know toxic's true gender!

I've been getting very Pokey lately if you know what I mean. But Gumby is always busy getting Gooey with Goo and Prickling Prickle. So if Toxic could poke me, that'd be real swell but if he's a girl, that would not work. I must know the truth first. Thanks. 

When the clock strikes

Half past 6 babe

Its time to have sex

With toxiiiiiiiic

But if she is

Actually a guy

I am not gaaaaaaaaaaaay

So reveal tonight!!!

Cum awn reveal to me Mac Tonight!!

*epic finale*

Uh, is this the petition for every worker gets 10 donuts a day? It isn't? D'oh!

Okey •v•

The gender of toxic is on my bucket list of knowing. If I get chomped by ghosts before finding out the truth, I'll haunt you forever. Now I'll be off to work in the power pellet forest. Bye. 

YO YO, ITS ME DIPPY FRESH! YOU KNOW WHAT'S FRESHER THAN ME? TELLING THE TRUTH! AW YEAH! SO C'MON TOXIC, ITS YOUR CALL!

I've grown bored of sexual intercourse with Fano because of his 1 incher.... I would go to Toxic but I don't know if it's a he or she. Either way I'm sure we can plug in. ;)

I've been trying to f*ck my best friend Mao but I'm not sure if she's a girl or a boy. According to Wikipedia, it's a she, but if I've been inspired by this situation to try and convince her to tell me the truth. If I know the truth about the toxic, I'll have the courage to pound her clay puss. 

Why does my friend Mio always have a boner?

I am afraid that Toxic might be full of the worst germ of them all: cooties! I must make sure, though. Let's get this petition to 250!

Not even science can tell the truth. Only the truth holder can reveal what others seek.

REVEAL YOUR GENDER TOXIC, FOR IF YOU DONT ILL BITE YOUR CROTCH OFF AND SHOW PEOPLE THE TRUTH MYSELF THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A BEACH!

Eat me! ^o^

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