Let Nathan Grow His Hair Out
We, the undersigned, strongly believe that Nathan should be granted the basic human right to grow out his hair. Every day Nathan is denied this freedom, the world loses the chance to witness the majestic flow of what could potentially become legendary hair.
We are for the growth of Nathan's hair and against the cruel suppression of future curls, waves, or mysterious main-character energy. Scientific evidence* suggests that longer hair may increase coolness levels by at least 37%.
We demand immediate action: Nathan must be allowed to grow out his hair so that future generations can look back and say, “They were brave enough to let it happen.”
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*Scientific evidence may or may not exist.