attach John with a metal chain to the radiator in hers room
Hey, dear people! I’m a worried friend of John, who is afraid that John might hurt themselves... John is a young, talented—probably—woman with great passions, and it would be sad if they died in unfortunate circumstances… and they have a tendency to hurt themselves.
So I came up with a great idea—to chain them to the radiator in their room! :3
what?—What do you mean it's unethical? What is "ethical"?..